1. You can enjoy BEER all month long.
2. BEER is never late.
3. BEER is always wet.
4. A frigid BEER is a good BEER.
5. If you poor a right BEER,you'll always get good head.
6. A BEER doesn't get jealous,when you grab another BEER.
7. A BEER always goes down easy.
8. You can have more than one BEER in a night without feeling guilty.
9. You can share a BEER with your friends.
10.A BEER won't get upset if you bring another BEER home.
11.When you go to a bar,you can always pickup a BEER randomly.
12.A BEER never has a headache.