1. You can enjoy BEER all month long,because you will waste your money all month long.
2. BEER is never late,because it is too early to destroy your health.
3. BEER is always wet,and yet,it is bitter.
4. A frigid BEER is a good BEER,because it makes you dizzy.
5. If you poor a right BEER,you'll always get good head,because you think it is cool and fun.
6. A BEER doesn't get jealous,when you grab another BEER,because BEER has no feelings.
7. A BEER always goes down easy,because BEER is worse than any drinks.
8. You can have more than one BEER in a night without feeling guilty,because it makes you addicted.
9. You can share a BEER with your friends,because BEER has no shameness.
10.A BEER won't get upset if you bring another BEER home,because you no need responsible for it.
11.When you go to a bar,you can always pickup a BEER randomly,because all the BEER are the same.
12.A BEER never has a headache.